Okay, so I took a quiz ((that lets you see if you're seme or uke and what type *cough*...))

Don't Fuck With Me Seme:
Possibly the most easily misunderstood Seme personality - the dark intense eyes of the DFWM Seme silently penetrating deep into your true motives is enough to frighten most away. Only those with a taste for playing with danger, and a craving for sensual punishment, would approach willingly into this fire. Intensely possessive and serious, this Seme is driven by challenge - and the thrill of the hunt, capture, and physical dominance over their partner in their shared game of power and submission. And despite this Seme being silent (unless provoked into anger) and more of a loner, once they've found the right partner - someone who can match their intensity and darkness - they are deeply protective, loyal, and sensual.
Most Compatible With: Badass Uke
Least Compatible With: Clueless Uke, Dramatic Uke, Flaming Uke, Innocent Uke ((essentially, everyone else Dx))

Chibi Seme:
Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective.

A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control.
Most Compatible With: Badass Uke, Flaming Uke, maybe Innocent Uke
Least Compatible With: Clueless Uke, Dramatic Uke


Well.....anyway.....
I encourage people to take this quiz, just for the hell of it ((and because I want to see everyone else's answers *cough*))
PLUS!! The terms uke and seme don't apply to strictly yaoi/yuri relationships. If you're a girl you can be seme and have a guy who's your uke ((aka you're in control of the relationship. In fact, I think the woman usually is nowadays... >->)
So, yeah! Take the quiz here: [link]
Anything that happens because of this whole thing is not my problem... *sighs* Good luck~!